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Sep = tentative failboat due to WCOOP

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The 4 figure buyin ones I probably wont play unless I satty into them/bink a score early on. Goal is to win enough monies at lolstake NL cash to cover my entries ($4749) and survive off FPPs. Wish me luck!

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Because everyones doing it, and no one likes whineblogs, heres a movie blog in no particular order. Basically its a list of movies I recommend, and to make my blog superior than all these other cool blogs, I'll include movie posters. Fuck yah


Closing notes:
Well, I was hoping to do more older/less known movies, but I guess this is a pretty studio-list of movies. I hope at least some of these are new to you guys. Anyways, scroll down


Mr Brooks:
If you like Dexter, this is kind of in the same mood, except not nearly as detailed or meticulous detail and storyline wise considering its a 2hr movie compared to a 12 episode season. As an added bonus, the chick that plays the daughter is super cute.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/


Women in Trouble:
Don't really remember the story anymore except it has a sequel coming, it has some nudity I believe, and I liked it when I watched it. Hey, if you dont like it, its only 90mins. And look at that poster, how can you say no to that shit?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247704/


21 grams:
Starring Naomi Watts in her 30s and her boobs. Very slow moving movie that really wraps up in the end. I liked it, you might not. Spoiler: topless Naomi Watts. It kinda reminds me of Memento in that the ending really connects it. Maybe not in the same breath, but still a powerful movie. Did I mention Naomi Watts is quite hot?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0315733/
PS: Naomi Watts topless. Yes, boobs. oh I already said that? Well, just making sure you heard


Lucky Number Slevin:
Unlike the first 3, theres really no fap material in this movie to speak of. But hey, at least the movie isn't bad. Maybe save this movie as your ace up the sleeve when your girlfriend is like, hey lets rent a movie and you can be like, sure lets rent Lucky Number Slevin, this degen gawdawaful recommends it. She'll say yes because Josh Hartnet is in it and you'll enjoy it because they kill people. Awesome
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425210/


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:
Dark humour w/Michelle Monaghan. Made me laugh. I enjoyed it. Dont really remember much of it now but hey, watch it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373469/


How to Rob a Bank:
Its ok, I've never heard of any of these guys either. Small budget film but very well written imo. and I mean, look at her
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762104/


Inside Man:
While we're on the whole bank robbing thing, this movie is also really really good. Plus Clive Owen is in it. And Nolan, its ok, Denzel Washington is in it too.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454848/


The Lookout:
In sticking with the same scheme of easy money, this movie too robs a bank. Except unlike the other two, the main storyline in this story is uh... different. And deeper if you will. I believe, this is also one of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's (that kid in 3rd rock from the sun) first drama/serious movie roles. Not that I know for sure (considering he doesnt age) or care though
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427470/


Shoot'Em Up!
With a title like that, it could be about heroin, but its not. Its a rather hmm.. simple and light action movie with lots of cool gun work. Great for when you hate the world. Another similar movie in the same breadth would be Smokin' Aces. I prefer Shoot'Em Up, but really, either or both would do.
Pro for Shoot'Em Up: Monica Bellucci
Pro for Smokin' Aces: Jeremy Piven
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465602/


The Quiet:
Hi, Elisha Cuthbert. Bye!
Movie is a bit dark...Don't want to give too much away, and I can see why some people would not want to watch a movie like this, but this is a predominantly 21-24 male audience and its my fucking blog, so deal with it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414951/


Thick as Thieves, aka the code, the egg, etc.
hmm.. Maybe this should've gone up there with the other stealing movies even though... meh. Its good, or at least I liked it
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1112782/


Leon, aka The Professional
Slightly older movie. Natalie Portman's first time I believe. She was just 13! Practically a jailbait.
In all seriousness though, this movie is great. If you haven't seen it, and theres one in this list you don't want to miss, its this one.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/



88 minutes:
I went into this without much expectations since I was lured in more or less by Leelee Sobieski but hmm, it went above the low expectations I had going in, so it made a lasting impression I guess. Plus the redhead was the darkhorse. She looked a lot better than the girl that was paid more in this movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411061/


Some chick flicks
Stop here if you're not into these. I'm serving all of LP here, JonnyCosMo included.

Twilight:
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My Sassy Girl:
Apparently this is a Korean remake. But seriously, why would you watch that when you can spend a couple hours watching Elisha Cuthbert instead? Story line is good, although the ending may be a bit predictable.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404254/


Definitely, Maybe
hmm. You'll definitely like it. No wait, maybe you'll like it.
Ok you probably won't, but your girlfriend might. So if you've already tricked her last week into watching Lucky Number Slevin, and maybe its a good idea to not fuck her over two weeks in a roll, so I guess this one will do!
She'll definitely like it. Probably.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0832266/


Love Actually:
Kids, dont do drugs. Become a rockstar and they'll give it to you for free
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314331/

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